Why You Should Pay to Have Your Hair Cut

A Pictorial Review for Your Viewing Pleasure...

Once upon a time there was a hairy beast...

He was a very brave beast who kindly humored his wifey and let her "do her thing" with the mop that was growing on the top of his head...


She snipped and snipped without abandon, wistfully leaving a curl here and there...


When she had finally finished she was quite impressed with her handiwork. The hairy beast, however, took one look at himself in the mirror and the expression on his face made her laugh and laugh until tears streamed down her cheeks.


Obviously, the beast was not impressed...

So she pulled out her trusty clippers and hacked off some more...


...til the beast was left with nary a curl on his head...


...and they all lived happily ever after!



A Few More Photos for Good Measure

(Mourning the death of the curls.)



(Can you believe all this hair came off one beast's head?)



(If you are as charming as the hairy beast, perhaps you too can have a beached whale with awful skin for a wife in just 18 weeks and 3 days!
Act now, supplies are running out!!!)